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ONE FINE DAY WHILST THE FAMOUS LEPRECHAUN, FINNEGAN FLANNERY O'FADDEN, WAS FROLICKING THROUGH THE FAIRIE FOREST, HE HAPPENED UPON A RACCOON. IN IRELAND THIS WAS AN UNUSUAL EVENT. FURTHERMORE, THIS RACCOON HAD MAGICAL QUALITIES.
FINN, BEING A RARE AND MAGICAL CREATURE HIMSELF, WAS ASTOUNDED AT MEETING THIS ANOMALY, AND STARTED REGALING THE RACCOON WITH STORIES OF HIS OWN MAGICAL PROWESS.

HE HAD BAMBOOZLED BANKERS AND HUSTLED A KNAVE,
HE SPUN ALL HIS YARNS, HE RANTED AND RAVED.

OUT OF BREATH, FINN SAID TO THE RACCOON, 'NOW THAT I HAVE SHARED MY STORIES WITH YOU, MIGHT YOU NOT HAVE SOME STORY FOR ME? IT IS AN IRISH TRADITION YOU KNOW.'
THE RACCOON, BEING A WILEY TRICKSTER HIMSELF REPLIED, 'WE WILL GRANT EACH OTHER ONE SINGLE WISH. I WISH FOR A POT OF GOLD AND IN RETURN I WILL GIVE YOU A WONDERFUL TAIL.'
A POT OF GOLD THEN MATERIALIZED TO THE RACCOON'S DELIGHT.
'THANK YOU', HE SAID GLEEFULLY, 'NOW HERE IS A WONDERFUL TAIL'.
AND TO FINNEGAN'S DISMAY, HE WAS NOW SPORTING A COON'S TAIL.

HE IS HIDING DEEP IN THE FOREST
HE'S GONE CRAZY AS A LOON
CAUSE FINN IS STUCK WITH HIS NEW TAIL
HE'S NOW A LEPRECOON



ON TO VIUNNA WOODS
MY FEET ARE SORE