SWAMI'S



NOW SOMEWHERE DOWN IN ECUADOR THERE LIVED A HOLY LLAMA,
WHILE BUDDHISTS LIKE THEIR ORANGE NIGHTSHIRTS, SHE MUCH PREFERRED PAJAMAS
HER CALLING WAS QUITE SPIRITUAL, HER SOBRIQUET WAS DOLLY,
SHE WORSHIPED ALL THE INCAN GODS AND STUDIED ZEN IN BALI

SHE WANTED TO GO TO THE STATES AND MEET THE FAMOUS SWAMI,
WHO PRAYED AND FASTED ALL YEAR ROUND AND NEVER ATE PASTRAMI
NOW CALIFORNIA'S FAR AWAY, SHE HAD NO CASH TO FLY,
THE RIVERS WERE TOO BIG TO CROSS, THE MOUNTAINS WERE TOO HIGH

SO DOLLY HATCHED A BRILLIANT PLAN, SHE'D LEARN TO SURF AGAIN,
BUT LLAMAS THEY HAVE HOOVES, NOT TOES, SO SHE COULD NOT HANG 10
THEN OFF THE COAST OF ECUADOR SHE WAITED PATIENTLY,
TO CATCH A WAVE TO TAKE HER, TO CALIFORNIEE

DOWN BELOW THE CLIFFTOP SCHOOL WHERE SWAMI HE DID TEACH,
SPECTATORS FROM MILES AROUND, THEY WAITED ON THE BEACH
OUT ON THE HORIZON CAME A SIGHT THAT BROUGHT ON SMILES,
TWAS DOLLY ON HER SURFBOARD, SHE HAD SURFED 2 THOUSAND MILES

SHE MET THE FAMOUS SWAMI THEN SHE LEFT WITH SOME REGRET,
THEN SURFED HER WAY TO CHINA, NOW SHE TEACHES IN TIBET
WHILE SURFING IS THE RAGE NOW, FROM HAWAII TO PERU,
DOLLY IS A LEGEND AND SHE'S NOW HER OWN GURU



ON TO ZAMBEZI SWIMMUN
I'M BOARD WITH THIS