ZAMBEZI SWIMMUN





THIS IS THE STORY OF A CROC, HIS NAME WAS CROCKY DALE,
IT ALL BEGAN IN ZIMBABWE AND ENDED WITH A WHALE

CROCKY LIVED IN AFRICA, SWAM THE ZAMBEZI RIVER,
YOU'D OFTEN SEE HIM ON THE BANKS, FEASTING ON DEAD LIVER

NOW CROCKY WAS ADVENTUROUS, AND SOON HE GOT THE NOTION,
TO TAKE A TRIP, HE'D SWIM EACH DAY, UNTIL HE REACHED THE OCEAN

THEN CROCKY IN THE OCEAN SAW A SIGHT THAT MADE HIM SICK,
THE BIGGEST WHALE HE'D EVER SEEN, HIS NAME WAS MOBY DICK

HE SWAM FOR CROCKY, OPENED WIDE, HE WAS ABOUT TO GUZZLE,
BUT CROCKY LEAPT INTO THE AIR AND BIT DICK ON HIS MUZZLE

A FEARFUL FIGHT DID THEN ENSUE, THEY LEFT A BLOODY TRAIL,
THEN CROCKY BIT OFF MOBY'S NOSE, DICK GOT A PIECE OF TAIL

YOU MAY ENJOY YOUR GATOR-ADE, AND KEEP SOME IN YOUR GARAGE,
BUT NEVER SMILE AT A CROCODILE, THAT IS THE OLD ADAGE.


ON TO MARIUNAS TRENCH
THIS IS A CROCK