SHE NEEDS A NEW LOBOTOMY

RICK FINLEY-VOCALS
BILL KOLUK-BASS

WOW SHE SURE LOOKS GREAT IN THOSE STOCKINGS, RED STILLETO HEELS
WHEN SHE MOVES SHE SENDS GUYS A ROCKING, OOZES SEX APPEAL
DATES A MAN FROM CLEVELAND OHIO SHE CALLS “MR. BIG”
BUYS HER THINGS AT VENUS DE MILO, BRAND NEW PLATINUM WIG
WHEN SHE SMILES HER EYES GO ALL STARRY NEVER SAYS A WORD
RACES IN HER BOYFRIEND'S FERRARI, LIKES TO FLASH THE BIRD
ALL THOSE DOPES SAY SHE’S THE EIGHTH WONDER, BUT IF YOU ASK ME
SHE NEEDS A NEW LOBOTOMY

WOW SHE HAS A FRIEND WHO’S A LOTTA WOMAN MELANIE
WHEN THEY DANCE THEY DO THE LAMBADA LIKE A FELONY
SOME FOLKS SAY YOU GOT IT SO FLAUNT IT, SHE IS JUST A TEASE
OTHERS SAY YOU FLAUNT IT YOU WANT IT, COMON, REALLY, PLEASE!
WATCH HER NOW SHE’S IN LOCOMATION ASKING FOR A LIGHT
JACKS EM UP AND STARTS A COMMOTION, LOVES TO CAUSE A FIGHT
ALL THOSE DOPES SAY SHE’S THE EIGHTH WONDER BUT IF YOU ASK ME
SHE NEEDS A NEW LOBOTOMY

SHE NEEDS A BRAND NEW LOBOTOMY, A SPANKIN NEW BRAND NEW LOBOTOMY
THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS DECEPTION SO CONFIDENTIALLY
IT SEEMS SO PLAIN TO SEE, SO FACE REALITY, SHE NEEDS A NEW LOBOTOMY

WOW THESE BOYS ARE SURE IN A HURRY TRYING TO GET LAID
THEY WOULD CROSS THE STATE OF MISSOURI, THROW A BIG PARADE
THEY CAN’T UNDERSTAND THIS DECEPTION SO IF YOU ASK ME
SHE NEEDS A NEW LOBOTOMY

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