ROAD TRIP

ROAD TRIP  :ROAD TRIP

WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP NOW

WE'LL START AT THE FALLS OF NIAGARA
HONEY MOON, THANK GOD FOR VIAGRA
WE'LL SEE IF WE CONSUMATE
ALL ACROSS THE WHOLE FORTY-EIGHT
WE'LL STAY AT SOME MOTOR COURTS
WE'LL VISIT SOME REAL COOL FORTS
SMOKY MOUNTAINS IN TENNESEE ALL THE WAY TO YOSEMITE

FROM KENNEDY, WHERE THEY SHOOT UP THE ROCKETS
TO THE ALAMO, WHERE THEY SHOT DAVY CROCKETT
STOCKING UP ON SOME GATORADE
WE'LL CANOE THROUGH THE EVERGLADES
GOLDEN ARCHES WITH THEIR BIG MACS FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF JACK KEROUAK

WALL DRUG AND SOUTH OF THE BORDER'S
BILLBOARDS ARE ALWAYS IN ORDER
THERE'S THE DINER WHERE ELVIS ATE
THERE'S THE BRIDGE CALLED THE GOLDEN GATE
DOG-EARED COPY OF TRAVELS WITH CHARLIE, ME AND YOU ON THE BACK OF MY HARLEY

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