TWELVE MORE DAYS TO CHRISTMAS

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12 MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS I'M REALLY HAVING FITS, GOT NO CHRISTMAS TURKEY, ALL I'VE GOT IS GRITS
12 MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS I'M REALLY IN A STEW, GOT NO CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS MY FEET ARE TURNING BLUE

I DON'T FIDDLE, I GOT NO WIT, I DON'T WHITTLE AND I DON'T KNIT
ALL I KNOW IS THIS IS THE PITS

10 MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS PROCRASTINATING FOOL, ALL THE SHELVES ARE EMPTY, THIS IS REAL UNCOOL
10 MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS IT SURE IS GETTING NEAR, ALL I'VE GOT IS EMPTY 24'S OF BEER

IF SOMEONE WOULD SELL ME A RED RIDER GUN
I'D SHORTEN UP THOSE LINEUPS AND GET MY SHOPPING DONE

6 MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS HELP ME PLEASE ASSIST, I'VE GOT NO MILK OR COOKIES SO SANTA WILL BE PISSED
1 MORE DAY TILL CHRISTMAS AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, IF ANYONE WANTS DINNER I'LL COOK THEM UP SOME SPAM

IF SOMEONE WOULD SELL ME A RED RIDER GUN
I'D GO AND SHOOT A CHRISTMAS BEAST TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE
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