5 CATS AND A CHRISTMAS TREE


CARLYN & JIM CHAPMAN-VOCALS


5 CATS CLIMBING UP OUR CHRISTMAS TREE BASHING CRASHING WHAT A SIGHT TO SEE
MERRY MAYHEM ON EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE

DAD SET FIRE TO OUR OLD TV SPENT THE NIGHT IN THE EMERGENCY
MERRY MAYHEM ON EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE
ADD SOME BEDLAM, AND SOME CHAOS TOO AND OUR HOUSE HAS TURNED IN TO A ZOO
THRU THIS MAHEM SOMEHOW WE CONNECT BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT WE REALLY CAN EXPECT

OLD AUNT BESSIE SHE FELL OFF HER CHAIR SPILLED HER EGGNOG IN OUR GRANDPA'S HAIR
MERRY MAYHEM ON EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE
5 CATS LICKING OFF OUR GRANDPA'S HEAD WHILE HE'S NAPPING ON OUR OLD BRASS BED
MERRY MAYHEM ON EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE

UNCLE BERNIE WORE HIS NEW TOUPEE LOST IT TRIPPING OVER OUR BUFFET
MERRY MAYHEM ON EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE
5 CATS CLAWING UP OUR UNCLE'S WIG PASS THAT BOTTLE LET ME TAKE A SWIG
MERRY MAYHEM ON EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE

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