FLYING TO JAMAICA

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FLYING TO JAMAICA FOR THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS
IT WILL BE LOTS OF FUN, BEACHES AND LOTS OF RUM
FLYING TO JAMAICA FOR THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS
SALT FISH AND ACKEE, WHACKY TOBACCEE

I HAD TO GO, CAUSE I'M SO DAMN TIRED OF SHOVELLING SNOW
MY STOMACHS MURKY, FROM EATING JERK TURKEY

SOMETHING IS WRONG, CAUSE THIS PLACE IS EMPTY AND THE WIND IS STRONG
MUGGED BY A JIVER, WHERE'S MY TAXI DRIVER

THIS IS INSANE, CAUSE I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A HURRICANE
I DON'T LIKE CRICKET, WHERE'S MY RETURN TICKET

FLYING BACK TO TORONTO FOR THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS
I'VE GOT A NASTY RASH, CUSTOMS JUST FOUND MY STASH
LOCKED INSIDE THE HOOSEGOW FOR THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS
LYING HERE FILLED WITH GRIEF, I BET ON THE MAPLE LEAFS

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