POUR MYSELF A DRINK

I'M A LITTLE BIT TIPSY, I'VE HAD QUITE A FEW NIPSYS AND I MIXED THEM IN THE SINK
I'M ASKING NO FAVOURS BUT IF YOU HAVE SOME NEW FLAVOURS THEN I'LL POUR MYSELF A DRINK
ANOTHER DRAMBUIE IS GOING RIGHT THROUGH ME
I KNOW THAT I NEED A BIG MARGARITTA

THE WEATHER IS SCARY, I MISS TIPPERARY AND I'D GO BACK IN A BLINK
I MISS ALL THE SMILES ON THE EMERALD ISLE SO I'LL POUR MYSELF A DRINK
A WEE ONE OF JAMIES IS NOT GOING TO SLAY ME
A MURPHYS OR TWO MIGHT JUST HAVE TO DO

DAQUERIES ON THE DECK, ANOTHER SHOT WHAT THE HECK
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING BUT WE'RE NOT DONE OUR DRINKING AND WE ONLY PAY BY CHEQUE

I'M RUNNIN AGROUND TRYING TO GET OUTTA TOWN AND I NEED ANOTHER ZINC
I'VE GOT A CANOE THAT I'M TRYING TO SELL YOU THEN I'LL POUR US ALL A DRINK
OF TENNESSEE WHISKEY, MAKES EVELYN FRISKY
ANOTHER WILD TURKEY, THE WATER IS MURKY

I ASKED MY BARTENDER TO MAKE ME A LENDER AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED
SHE CALLED MY A RASTA THEN I TWIRLED UP HER PASTA AND SHE POURED ME ANOTHER DRINK
SHE POURED ME MOLEETO, THEN I ATE A BURRITO
THEN SHE MIXED ME A LOTTA PINA COLADAS

OH WE CAN DRINK SOME MORE WITHOUT FALLING ON THE FLOOR
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN' BUT WE'RE NOT DONE OUR DRINKIN' SO WE'LL SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR

I ONCE WAS A POACHER I'M NOW WITH A ROACHER BUT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
I DON'T HAVE A CAR BUT I DO OWN THIS BAR SO I'LL POUR MYSELF A DRINK
I KNOW I CAN DO A ANOTHER KAHLUA
OR SOMETHING EXOTIC, WITH SODA OR TONIC

I'M BUYING SOME BONDO TO FIX UP A CONDO AND I'LL PAINT IT BLUE AND PINK<>br> THE DOCKS AND THE TREES WILL BE GONE IN THE KEYS AND I'LL POUR MYSELF A DRINK
I'M SURE I CAN HANDLE ANOTHE JACK DANIEL'S
ANOTHER TQUILA, YOU JUST TAKE WHAT I DEAL YA

I MIGHT NOT HAVE STARTED IF I WEREN'T BROKEN HEARTED AND I TOLD THIS TO MY SHRINK
SO NOW IT'S MY STATION TO LIVE IN LIBATION SO I'LL POUR MYSELF A DRINK
MY HEART IS SO TENDER, SHE LEFT WITH MY BLENDER
I DON'T NEED TO RUSH, I'M A CERTIFIED LUSH

BACK TO LIST