BAMBOOZLERS

JIMMY VAIL AS BUNKY BAMBOOZLER

WE ARE THE BAMBOO BOOZLERS, WE'LL BAMBOOZEL YOU
SHYSTERS BOGUS FAKES, REEL IN WHAT WE RAKE
MUCH TOO MUCH AT STAKE, JUDGES ON THE TAKE
CONTRACTS WITH SLICK HANDSHAKES. CON MEN WITH MARKS TO MAKE
GENUINE SPURIOUS BUSINESS

HUSTLERS WE HAVE BEEN, SNEAKY BUT NOT MEAN
ROUNDERS WE'RE A TEAM, VOUCHERS WON'T REDEEM
FLIM FLAM WITH OUR SCHEMES, SHADY CAN'T BE SEEN

PET ROCKS PET ROCKS, GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE RED HOT
LET'S MAKE A DEAL NOW, YOU CAN EVEN CHOOSE
OLDER BOULDERS YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE LOT
MAKING YOU AN OFFER YOU CANNOT REFUSE

WEEZERS AND WOOZERS, BOUNCERS AND BOOZERS
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SIR? A LOLLAPALOOZER


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