POUR MYSELF A DRINK

I'M A LITTLE BIT TIPSY, I HAD QUITE A FEW NIPSYS
AND I MIXED THEM IN MY SINK
I'M ASKING NO FAVOURS BUT IF YOU HAVE SOME NEW FLAVOURS
THEN I'LL POUR MYSELF A DRINK
ANOTHER DRAMBUIE, OH IT'S GOING RIGHT THROUGH ME
I KNOW THAT I NEED A BIG MARGARITA

OH THE WEATHER IS SCARY, I MISS TIPPERARY
AND I'D GO BACK IN A BLINK
I MISS ALL THE SMILES ON THE EMERALD ISLE
SO I'LL POUR MYSELF A DRINK
A WEE ONE OF JAMIES IS NOT GOING TO SLAY ME
A GUINNESS OR TWO MIGHT JUST HAVE TO DO DAQUERIES ON THE DECK, ANOTHER SHOT WHAT THE HECK
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING BUT WE'RE NOT DONE OUR DRINKING
AND WE ONLY PAY BY CHEQUE

I ASKED MY BARTENDER TO MAKE ME A LENDER
AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED
SHE CALLED ME A RASTA SO I SWIRLED UP HER PASTA
THEN SHE POURED ME ANOTHER DRINK
SHE POURED A MOJITO, THEN I ATE A BURRITO
THEN SHE MIXED ME A LOTTA PINA COLADAS

WELL I MIGHT NOT HAVE STARTED IF I WEREN'T BROKEN HEARTED
AND I TOLD THIS TO MY SHRINK
SO NOW IT'S MY STATION TO LIVE IN LIBATION SO I'LL POUR MYSELF A DRINK
MY HEART IS SO TENDER, SHE LEFT WITH MY BLENDER
AND THERE'S NO NEED TO RUSH, CAUSE I'M A CERTIFIED LUSH

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