3 FINGERED ABE

MICKY MCCARDLE DISTAINED LAW AND ORDER
AFTER A RUN-IN WITH A DEPUTY
WHO SHOT OFF HIS FINGER SOUTH OF THE BORDER
SO LIVING IN CRIME BECAME MICK'S DESTINY

IT WAS THE AGE OF GANGSTERS, THEY STOLE THE LINDBERGH BABE
MICK LOVED TO HEAR HIS NICKNAME, THEY CALLED HIM 3 FINGERED ABE

MICKY WAS IRISH, SMART AND HANDSOME
HE KNEW WHERE THE MONEY WAS AT
GO FIND A RICH MAN AND HOLD HIM FOR RANSOM
SO ABE WENT AND KIDNAPPED JOHN LABATT

IT WAS THE AGE OF GANGSTERS,THEY STOLE THE LINDBERGH BABE
MICK WAS SO HAPPY, HE TOLD MY GRANDPAPY, REMEMBER ME 3 FINGERED ABE

SO HE STOWED AWAY THE BREWING ICON
IN AN OLD CABIN DEEP IN THE WOODS
THEN MICK LOOKED AROUND FOR SOMETHING TO WRITE ON
LABATT WAS WORTH MILLIONS THEY UNDERSTOOD

IT WAS THE AGE OF GANSTERS, MICK LOVED HIS SOBRIQUET
A SHAKER AND A MOVER, HE TOLD J. EDGAR HOOVER "TOUGH LUCK, I'M IN CANADA...EH!

THOUGH DIGITALLY CHALLENGED ABE WAS STILL ABLE
TO SOMEHOW COMPOSE THE RANSOM NOTE
BUT THE COPS FOUND LABATT THEY TURNED THE TABLE
AND MICK DISAPPEARED THAT ALL SHE WROTE


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