ALONE AGAIN

HOW DID I GET TO BE SO SAD AND LONELY
HOW IS IT THAT MY LIFE'S GONE AWRY
HOW DID IT COME THAT SHE, MY ONE AND ONLY
LEFT WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE

SHE USED TO SAY I WAS CUTE AND FUNNY
SORRY I SAID HER COOKING WAS BLAND
SHE USED TO DRESS ME UP JUST LIKE A BUNNY
AND HOP TO HER EVERY COMMAND

I WAS QUITE GENEROUS, ON OUR WEDDING DAY WE TOOK A BUS
BUT I BOUGHT HER A 4 SLICE TOASTER AND A MILEY CYRUS POSTER
THEN I INVOKED HER WRATH, PUT FOOD COLOURING IN HER BUBBLE BATH
I GUESS THAT I SUPPOSED, SHE WOULD COME OUT LIKE A ROSE
SO I'M ALONE ONCE AGAIN

UP THE PROVERBIAL CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE
TRYING TO UNDERSTAND BUT IT'S HARD
SHE DIDN'T SEEM AMUSED WHEN I BOUGHT A SADDLE
AND RODE HER AROUND THE FRONT YARD
I DID SOME PLAYFUL TRICKS PUT CRAZY GLUE IN HER OVEN MITTS
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT MY HUMOUR, WOULD GIVE HER SUCH A TUMOUR
THEN THINGS TURNED FOR THE WORSE SHE FOUND ME WITH AN ASIAN NURSE
WE WERE MAKING SUSHI, SHE KICKED HER IN HER TUSHY
SO I'M ALONE ONCE AGAIN

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