SIT DOWN DRINKIN

SIT DOWN DRINKIN THINKIN, LOVE'S SO HARD TO FIND
KNOCK BACK THE SCOTCH NOW, START ON THE WINE
BUT IT'S 5 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, SHE GAVE ME NO WARNING
HOW HARD CAN THAT WOMAN OF MINE BE

WELL SIT DOWN DRINKIN THINKIN,WHY IT HAD TO BE ME

SHE LEFT WITH MY I-POD AND MY PLASM TV

BUT IT'S 5 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, SHE GAVE ME NO WARNING
HOW HARD CAN THAT WOMAN OF MINE BE

WELL I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, THE WINDS OF CHANGE WERE BLOWIN
WHEN SHE SAID HER AUNT IN BROOKLYN NEEDED SURGERY
SO I GAVE HER MY LAST DOLLAR AND I DIDN'T EVEN HOLLAR
WHEN SHE CAME HOME WITH A NEW THAT SAID 'BOB' AND THAT'S NOT ME

SO I'D PACK MY BAGS, BUT SHE SET MY CLOTHES ON FIRE
MY CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT BUT I'M ON MY WAY
5 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, SHE LEFT ME NO WARNING
I WONDER IF THEY LIKE THE BLUES IN PARAGUAY

I PHONED UP JUSTIN BEIBER, HE SAID TOUGH LUCK THERE STEVER
I TRIED TO JOIN THE PEACE CORPS BUT IT WASN'T THE PIECE I WAS LOOKING FOR
I TORE UP MY HOROSCOPE THERE'S NOTHING GOOD THERE AIN'T NO HOPE
FOR A BIG LOLLOPALOOZER, THAT'S ME

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